Random ASS Shits....

Damn she's hot. I can't stop staring either.

taken from ncr forum

TehOutsyder wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

Does that technically count as road head if you are gettin' it on with an appliance?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081017/ap_on_fe_st/odd_big_burger

CLEARFIELD, Pa. – It took Brad Sciullo 4 hours and 39 minutes to finish a marathon. A meat marathon, that is. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds.

I could make a yo momma joke about her and a "meat marathon", but I'll try to restrain myself...



Weird news stories abound in times like these. Post 'em if you got 'em.

the_token_girl wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3229053/Horse-gets-head-stuck-in-tree.html

A horse managed to get its head stuck in a tree... sounds sort of silly and not all that interesting, but the picture totally makes it priceless!

nice pic of the ghost rider duc^^

bloodie wrote:

i can't stop staring... my eyes can barely keep up. lol

lol.

wtf. jan is top poster now!

:Mad face:

jan is a ninja when it comes to that lol

bloodie wrote:

i can't stop staring... my eyes can barely keep up. lol

the faces she makes throws me off.
+1 for playfulness
-1 for distracting qualities from hotness

somthing about a girl with no curves is a diff. turn off. cant tell if that's a girl or a very cute boy with a skirt on hahahaha

i thought you liked it that way sambo, that way, you can fantasize either way whatever you're in the mood for.

naptime wrote:jan is a ninja when it comes to that lol

i had help from the "clan"

i'm not admiting that i'm gay haha. ^^

well...sambo that girl up there has curves and diffently doens't have a shirt on. =] she is pretty damn cute tho...the faces she mades kinda ehhh's it.

btw...i dun like how it has newbie under my name. -.- i just really don't post...

So...what is that girl doing? or trying to say?? I mean what do all the hand and face motions mean???

shes trying to tell people that timmy fell in the well

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081023/sc_livescience/thestinkinfartscontrolsbloodpressure;_ylt=AnYqVTSoGLnocCATBUpfJ36s0NUE

wonder if Lewis Black knows about this.....he could add another gig to his act of health knowledge

wjd wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081023/sc_livescience/thestinkinfartscontrolsbloodpressure;_ylt=AnYqVTSoGLnocCATBUpfJ36s0NUE

that's in his wjd post is


The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by living in the human colon and eventually well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally
make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure
low by relaxing the blood vessel to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.


"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure,
it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation
as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for
hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.


Snyder and his colleagues compared normal mice to mice that were missing dna for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as being responsible for making hydrogen sulfide. As they measured hydrogen sulfide levels taken from tissues of the CSE-deficient mice, the scientists found that the gas was depleted in the cardiovascular systems
of the altered mice. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels of the
gas, thereby showing that hydrogen sulfide is naturally made by
mammalian tissues using CSE.


Next, the mice were subjected to
higher blood pressures comparable to serious hypertension in humans.
Scientists had them respond to a chemical called methacholine that
relaxes normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the CSE-lacking mice
hardly relaxed, indicating that hydrogen sulfide is a huge contender
for regulating blood pressure.


Hydrogen sulfide is the most
recently discovered member of a family of gasotransmitters, small
molecules inside our bodies with important physiological functions.

This study is the first to reveal that the CSE enzyme that triggers
hydrogen sulfide is activated itself in the same way as other enzymes
when they trigger their respective gasotransmitter, such as a nitric
oxide-forming enzyme that also regulates blood pressure, Dr. Snyder
said.


Because gasotransmitters are common
in mammals all over the evolutionary tree, these findings on the
importance of hydrogen sulfide are thought to have broad applications
to human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases.


The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.

in lamen's term germs lining the walls of your blood vessel makes farts. so some scientist are experimenting on rats, and by smell rats fats < hahahaha > they can come out with a treatment for stinky farts..

as explained in the artical.. you need to fart to release pressure in your blood vessels.. so0o0o0 next time i let one lose and everyone clears the room know that it's for the better good of my blood pressure. hahahaha

Who owns who:

How come my name isn't int hat diagram?????

i own EVERYTHIN!

cool pic bobby... that's the shiznitz

aww man...Jan is losing his touch.....


number 3 now....whats goin on!!!!!