Random ASS Shits....

uhh. where did Jan go?

i dont know he's hekka M I A. i think he sold his miata and is now depress..

anyways i think spongbob is asian cuzz he cant drive.

all this rain is preventing me from major riding time

stupid rain

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

hahaha and survivors will be shot again.

hahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE

i have that cd lol. old school right there

I pledge allegiance 2 the game, of the United Hustlers of America, and
to all the knocks that fill my hand, no snitchin duck and dodge, stay
invisible, stack as many chips, and dont trust a bitch... Stick 2 the
script and protect Your Fucking Neck. Theres no pact between lions and
men, Im the king of this place and its all mine to defend, operation
fuck you goes so on and so on, now step the fuck up and go hard or get
the fuck on.

whos pledge?

WHO EVERS

i miss roadster and wjd. where are you guys? what happened to youuuuu? jan? wes?

so i was on my break one day.. and i was walking the path to walking the path to walgreens.. and saw this..

HONDA DRIVERS FTL.. xP LOL

^LOL

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

naptime wrote:i miss roadster and wjd. where are you guys? what happened to youuuuu? jan? wes?

here

and just to spice things up

The Deathstar 3.0 xD

here's something to make you feel better

http://www.fmylife.com/?page=1

i love that site.

wow.. it's 630 PM

and it's not dark..

i just noticed that mods are aliens.....

it's almost 4am...andi'm still awake...

time adjusting sucks.